be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
So true story… I too once had a vibrating dildo stuck up my ass… I did not go to the emerge though. I had to walk down the hall of my house (while my mom was home) with this thing still vibrating . I managed to kind of push it out into the toilet lol .. Where it hit the water and Porcelain still vibrating.
…. And that’s why they make toys specifically designed for anal.